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When he was sunning himself in the Craneum, Alexander came and stood over [Diogenes] and said, ” Ask of me any favor you like.” To which he replied, “Stand out of my light.”

Alexander once came and stood opposite him and said, ” I am Alexander the great king.” ” And I,” said he, ” am Diogenes the Cynic.”

When Alexander stood opposite him and asked, ” Are you not afraid of me ? ” ” Why, what are you?” said he, ” a good thing or a bad ? ” Upon Alexander replying ” A good thing,” ” Who then,” said Diogenes, ” is afraid of the good ? “

Alexander is reported to have said, ” Had I not been Alexander, I should have liked to be Diogenes.”

Capote’s memoir of Marilyn Monroe

She was now a half-hour late; she was always late, but I’d thought just for once! For God’s sake, goddamnit! Then suddenly there she was, and I didn’t recognize her until she said…

Marilyn: Oh, baby, I’m so sorry. But see, I got all made up, and then I decided maybe I shouldn’t wear eyelashes or lipstick or anything, so then I had to wash all that off, and I couldn’t imagine what to wear…

(What she had imagined to wear would have been appropriate for the abbess of a nunnery in private audience with the Pope. Her hair was entirely concealed by a black chiffon scarf; her black dress was loose and long and looked somehow borrowed; black silk stockings dulled the blond sheen of her slender legs. An abbess, one can be certain, would not have donned the vaguely erotic black high-heeled shoes she had chosen, or the owlish black sunglasses that dramatized the vanilla-pallor of her dairy-fresh skin.)

TC: You look fine.

‘[T]he elements’ were ‘so mixed’ in Mr. Gladstone that his bitterest enemies (and his enemies were never mild) and his warmest friends (and his friends were never tepid) could justify, with equal plausibility, their denunciations or their praises. What, then, was the truth? In the physical universe there are no chimeras. But man is more various than nature; was Mr. Gladstone, perhaps, a chimera of the spirit? Did his very essence lie in the confusion of incompatibles? His very essence? It eludes the hand that seems to grasp it. One is baffled, as his political opponents were baffled fifty years ago. The soft serpent coils harden into quick strength that has vanished, leaving only emptiness and perplexity behind. Speech was the fibre of his being; and, when he spoke, the ambiguity of ambiguity was revealed. The long, winding, intricate sentences, with their vast burden of subtle and complicated qualifications, befogged the mind like clouds, and like clouds, too, dropped thunder bolts. Could it not then at least be said of him with certainty that his was a complex character? But here also there was a contradiction.

In spite of the involutions of his intellect and the contortions of his spirit, it is impossible not to perceive a strain of naivete in Mr. Gladstone. He adhered to some of his principles that of the value of representative institutions, for instance with a faith which was singularly literal; his views upon religion were uncritical to crudeness; he had no sense of humour. Compared with Disraeli’s, his attitude towards life strikes one as that of an ingenuous child. His very egoism was simple-minded; through all the labyrinth of his passions there ran a single thread. But the centre of the labyrinth? Ah! the thread might lead there, through those wandering mazes, at last. Only, with the last corner turned, the last step taken, the explorer might find that he was looking down into the gulf of a crater. The flame shot out on every side, scorching and brilliant; but in the midst, there was a darkness.

—Lytton Strachey, Eminent Victorians

The circumstances of that tragic history, so famous, so bitterly debated, so often and so controversially described, remain full of suggestion for the curious examiner of the past. There emerges from those obscure, unhappy records an interest, not merely political and historical, but human and dramatic. One catches a vision of strange characters, moved by mysterious impulses, interacting in queer complication, and hurrying at last—so it almost seems—like creatures in a puppet show to a predestined catastrophe.

—Lytton Strachey’s “Eminent Victorians,” 1918, on General Charles George Gordon (via new-tomorrows)

Ngo Dinh Diem with Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Ngo Dinh Diem with Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Rick Perlstein, a historian who has written a giant book about politics during the Nixon years, dueling with Pat Buchanan (who appears several times in said book) on Morning Joe.

“I said in the book, Pat, that Nixon loved how you played the game.”

 “A bulldog running along at the feet of Jesus, barking at what He doesn’t like.”

“A bulldog running along at the feet of Jesus, barking at what He doesn’t like.”

God help the nation when it has a President who doesn’t know as much about the military as I do.

—Dwight Eisenhower